Understand piggy cunt wallgren, ur hardly out of the weeeds. [more]
Feel the James Brown influence. [more]
Poor 29 year old kid has no clue what type of crazy he is marrying, but I don't think he cares since he has zero money, or floating around as a trust fund baby. [more]
Congrats on marrying way to soon, after chasing a married man for the past 16 years think ur ready to be married to riley jake fakey? [more]
Lil lieing bastards tell Me all the dick u've sucked, and I am more than happy to inform u on how much cock u've never sucked! [more]
Was leaving weed shop and tapped motorcycle, I hear 2 voices yell, and oh shit. [more]
to runde's barrack room shared between Emily cunt face and runde himann. [more]
My husband has poisoned me with cyanide for 13 years giving low doses. [more]
Retired from shityard 2008 helped runde gain position in Japan although colin baloney would disagree. [more]
Franklin, a 44 yr old man, parked in his tractor at WalMart. [more]
Yes, a Denialist we can discuss ur depraved fantasies, do not ask Me to guide u to orgasm, don't ask Me to tell u how to stroke ur pathetic cock stick. [more]
runde, emi fucks brother how ya gunna compete with dat? [more]
few simple rules for perverted sissies! [more]
When my husband tells me, "how beautiful I am it was code. [more]
"I'm waiting for u to introduce ur wife." [more]
I dreamt about runde's warrant for arrest.
"Runde and his friend Ali stayed in our home and though they mostly kept to themselves, we also had time for a few chats. They were friendly and respectful of our home." [more]
mr. incontinence refused to wear diaper to work. larry walked around smelling like shit in shityard. [more]
asshole calls this morning, I missed first call, but I picked up on second call. [more]
Client in NY calls, and says, "I want to be dominated by a beautiful woman." [more]
Hubby didn't fight for me, and I find it funnier cunt won't fight for u. [more]
daddy a contradiction in terms, considering last time I called bruce dad, I was a little girl with stars in my eyes. [more]
Isn't funny emi doesn't want to fight for u, but she's happy being a sideline ho, thank u for helping My man receive job at shityard. [more]
emi identifies with TV hereos such as emma swann, bella swan from twilight, and loves pride and prejudice. [more]
dear mommy, [more]
when brucie dies, guess what mimi ur next marrying a man who is crazy jealous, and when daddy [more]
loretta lynn tucker concieved hadlee in Call lab in japan.. [more]
heather loves gasoline bathroom sex, just toss her up, she'll love it.
Now he can call bitches, and suspicious husbands can call my number
What an insulting phrase for people of washington state. [more]
u did not me wearing any fragrance cuz she did not want to smell me. [more]
Insecurity led keith to believe I fucked wife. [more]
If u wanted Me to be a mother, then I have zero time being ur wife.
"heatherlee really knows how to sell a show."
I learned, but never learned.
Kate's death is tragic in fashion community, and woman would have given many a run for their money. [more]
When lucky was a pubbie, keith beat the shit out of lucky. [more]
A carton of cigarettes in japan lasted 3 weeks? [more]
how are u going to marry someone when u have only known individual for 15 mins?
My husband has so few partners its a wonder why he is so bad in bed, wait? [more]
"Want to be number 75 on my phonelist?" [more]
"Remember when we would stare at Rainier after rain." [more]
Japanese Tutor who gave my daughter a little extra help with language. [more]
We don't need to divorce, u keep bi-cuntie backseat lova. Since I feel he is bi-sexual it throws runde out of my pussy, competition, and disqualified. [more]
I am bi phobic as fuck, I support People who are bi-choice awesome. [more]
miss cards, skype video chat, miss romantic moments at emerald queen, cards from my husband such a cute romantic. [more]
I want love that is sacred.
No, wonder u never fixed pontiac, u weren't behind wheel of vehicle.
heatherlee wants you to cum all over her face. she knows how much money shot porn u watch, so keith just cum on her face.
great I married sloppy seconds. yay
Girl had drug problems at young age, a desiccated frame lacking any hydration. [more]
People who use drugs want control, be in control, put under control, or have no control. [more]
With lips like ur's how are you able to suck cock, all teeth no lip? [more]
brand and becky lyman a young couple who purchased a home they could afford at the time. [more]
people I know suffer drug body. [more]
randy had a proposition for me, offered 1200.00 to mastubate for him. [more]
heatherlees killed lux, more so heather due to incessant drug use, lux's body filled with water [more]
My so-called friends are upset I have never spread my damn legs for anything. [more]
karma is neither black or white.
heather's sister, passed of breast cancer, and parents died within 24 hrs of one another on Thankgiving. [more]
Suspicion mommy dearest claimed brandy born in 79, issue. [more]
They purchased bill of sales, sale for sex, other money. [more]
I've barista'ed, applied for starbucks. [more]
marriage license story, I forgot how to spell my name and where I lived. [more]
runde blockchained ur bandwidth, so when computer crashed u have runde to thank.
My family turned to meth, and I chose weed.
Jennifer Lawrence has lost love of acting disparity shows in red sparrow. [more]
runde, why talk about me like a whore? [more]
Guess what mimi second husband can find out how many times u married [more]
runde rather fight with a cunt who never existed than deal with reality @ home.
If u believe keith wants to stay with your aging pathetic ass think again. [more]
With u he lives for teenage fantasy. [more]
Ask runde how hard it is to stick his cock in My Pussy.
"Jaq stole my girl and married her." [more]
ur only here out of guilt not luv!!
Going to fuji with ken was a visit with bae-con.
runde a daddy, where are children to help celebrate such a joyous occasion?
Woman at shell gas station forgot to remove pump from gas tank. [more]
runde told me, "don't you think to much?" [more]
I was taught to treat my pussy like gold. [more]
runde, had bae-con had access to passwords and accounts. [more]
I am not pretending family will exist for me. [more]
Nasty of nasty, rot jackson, yep, wifey makes take ron sti tests yearly. [more]
bae-con rather stalk than be with runde. [more]
Gramps called me, "Missy" My eyes narrowed. [more]
Hey daddyfucker, [more]
Cows deserve much respect as weather animals. [more]
Anytime I touch u, I revolt with disgust.
Hey, u and bae-con can do what'cha want to do in living color. [more]
People don't compare selves to pigs, ur degrading pigs. [more]
tunde never received memo, he was "taylor swift" joke @ anus.
Yep, I married irresponsible dip shit of a human. [more]
"How much did your wife stiff ya for this time?" [more]
For 13 years I wished andrew's show to come to screeching halt, cancelled, and never air again. [more]
Dear gawd, u o.d! (meaning over degreed!)
heather think long about whidbey, think runde will provide a warm hard welcum? [more]
Someone working at shityard won state lottery. [more]
Woman worked in tunnel @ shityard. [more]
Why did everyone stop laughing? [more]
If u don't want prison, I suggest mass suicide.
I love you, but I'm not in love w/u.
Learn to control self, and calm temper. [more]
Oh, darling I find u attractive, but I'm not attracted to u.
Hey, cunt keep creeping in soon we will have separate bedrooms u two can do nasty. [more]
runde enjoys abusing unsuspecting cunts. [more]
If people were to see my y and x chromo. [more]
I don't fight dirty, runde never needed to worry about cheap shots.
Condoms a helpful idea, but I hate stages of erectness. [more]
Want me to act like a whore, fine I'll treat u like a fucking whore.
No one understands how I "get away" with disrespecting daddyfucker without being smacked.
People who resort to violance are emotionally and mentally underdeveloped.
I guess u don't have everything, married man u don't love. [more]
emu made jack ass out of self. [more]
runde would talk about a blond who buzzed around shit department, and hung out with dave. [more]
venni works @shityard, she got ahead by giving head, sexed into boys club. [more]
Funny cunt told u to fuck urself. [more]
James Bailee, when he moved to Georgia. [more]
Be jealous of simple fact my first love and I never had sex! [more]
I can't prove my theories, but Kate Spade murdered. [more]
Um, what the hell happened?? [more]
Controlling clients doesn't get Me off, mental debate gets My Mind off. [more]
Never take whats in till. Take inventory and run. [more]
If people marry out of sympathy or pity. [more]
Hard accepting reality, if u do anything, u open can of worms, if rats [more]
Works @ shityard one of the biggest skidmarks. [more]
"I didn't realize I fucked her in ass." [more]
When I die, I want to close my eyes visualize karmic reel. [more]
I have sight beyond sight, even y chromo could not predict this for himself. [more]
daddy fucker molested son, and blames son for gayness.
dude works @ "anus" talked incessantly [more]
"Oh, u married her?"
When people touch me they want to hurt me.
runde refuses to show me past returns. [more]
runde quit job, if boss found out he was fuckin crissy, she would have nailed balls to wall. [more]
If I were a different color ur family would have treated me better.
Shit, I should have become an escort, I would have become a fuckin millioniare.
mommy dearest, predicted I would become dominatrix. [more]
runde gets off on fuckin other women. [more]
I didn't fuck up ur life, no one said spread'em. [more]
Being descendants of Chief Joseph Senior. [more]
When I was nine I killed a common frog. [more]
runde if I were ur first love, u would have treated me better
u want me to treat u like a person we don't need to fuck. [more]
"What ur husband never calls u a bitch?" [more]
Mark of true artist. [more]
emu and runde are poor sports, they [more]
u might be laughing now, but joke is on u.
emu wallgrin better hope mommy dies soon, cuz ur precious money will be tied in court system. [more]
I am ready to zap ya'll out of existence. [more]
When I asked grandpa who Pricey Jane Childress parents were? [more]
Its nothing personal just business.
If u signed my name fraudeluntly I'll nail u from Here to Sunday. [more]
Oh, piggy hit ya finally. [more]
x and y chromo ur worst fear realized, this bitch is coming for u. [more]
Runde took wedding gift, and spent on emu. [more]
Eldest and middle brother received 10,000 down payment on home as wedding [more]
Win competition, I promise u, he is not worth it, but u'll soon realize trophies are better on mantel. [more]
If life has been like this for 16 yrs, do u believe he's gunna change ur life? [more]
Runde is gunna cut and run end of june. [more]
Brink of homelessness, if he can do this me. [more]
Understand runde doesn't love me, and he sure as fuck does not love u. [more]
Im trying to fix what fucked up. [more]
Bitches, cunts, and whores worry bout runde. [more]
didn't u understand when fuckface put arm around trust fund piggy. [more]
Runde likes women like fastfood. [more]
oh, so ur entitled to pay rent? [more]
Ur just as psycho, see what happens when people are inbred. [more]
I love how runde gets off on talkin like he's a room mate. [more]
Thing I married is a fucking curse [more]
I am coming for mommy and daddy. [more]
If u want runde, pony up dough. [more]
Lets go to a museum, you and keith can enjoy art gallery, while runde and i kick back with a beer. [more]
All runde needs to do is wait for money to arrive, and make quick get away. [more]
U can give him a black eye? Runde didn't call cops, he loves ur money. [more]
this is what cunts deserve, Thinking "They want what I have." [more]
I don't think str-8
hey, cunts I lied about his "type", when results went missing told Me what I needed to know :).
If u believe we are declaring [more]
I suspect runde loves being a cuck, impregnating women, unsuspecting [more]
"I can talk for a few, wife will be arriving shortly." [more]
People pleasers are not true to self.
runde, never acknowledged marriage, runde can pretend marriage never existed. [more]
My Daughter may not have received Love the way she hoped, but My Daughter know understands Protection she receives.
runde can't take care of Me, he has obligations, obligations he's massed during marriage. [more]
When were u going to realize I don't have bonded attachments?
I'm not dealing with ur passive aggressive ass, better get off period.
People, when beating the shit out of ur whatever, don't leave bite, scratch, or nail marks anywhere on mutha fucka. [more]
Marriage is Business. [more]
Why did lewie need anger management at young age? My theory, sexually molested. [more]
runde found a Wife who works, and he wants to leave? [more]
I have issues with intimacy, putting distance between us, made heart cold. [more]
I'd rather fuck than make love, fucking impersonal, lack of commitment makes fucking easier. [more]
emily, boys have interest in fat wallet, drug fucked liver, gum, and aged ya. [more]
at least runde and emily find intimacy in My literature.
What emily doesn't want to see her baby on Memorial Weekend? Oh, gunna be a big girl and put ur foot down? Oh, My bad u celebrated last weekend...Where is My head. [more]
I married man who panders penis to unsuspecting pathetic pussy.
long time caller, he said, "If Your man told You to suck his cock. [more]
Philosophy on Dominance, ur dick will never be in My hand. [more]
Why do u want to be with Me? Your a good person. [more]
Take dat money and run nigga, run.
Leasing store, times must be tough after losing or reducing child support..
Never take my silence for stupidity, thats ur 1st Mistake.
Read before ya Call. [more]
I'll never truly have trust fund piggy out of My Life until we are divorced. [more]
I'll get to jist, After his orgasm I said, "Goodnight and Sweetdreams." Next thing I hear is, "Where ya?" I hung up. [more]
"Make sure you have zero regard for runde, considering he didn't have consideration for you." -x-chromo
runde quit job, didn't leave forwarding address, but x boss refused to send his last paycheck? [more]
trust piggy fund must have realized how poor he truly is.. [more]
went to pick up prescription, pharmacologist brought prescriptions one antibiotic and pain. [more]
A game of chance and I whip runde's ass everytime. Well, there was that one time he did win one round out of 5. [more]
When I see runde connecting with a female in a way I would have loved to connected with him. [more]
I live in a world of feeling unloved, but in a world of loneliness I'm capable of loving Myself.
Thats right keep snortin, so u don't have to think about how imperfect u truly are numb urselves into oblivion. [more]
When parents offered 10,000 as a downpayment on a home as a wedding gift. [more]
trust fund piggy bank won't float your dreams of living vicariously, she'll view u as a leech.. [more]
My Genetics naturally evolved over thousands of years, and Sis in Law born in [more]
Tarot reading 3 card Spread. [more]
"If there is anything I would hope to destroy is your mind." [more]
enjoyed fuckin runde in Japan, caught with pants down posting baseball photo on his birthday? [more]
I can count on piggy being with u same time place. [more]
2-11-16 one month after my abortion, 3-11-16 runde and I have fight end result [more]
Doorman @ 225 pissed off by a customer who refused to show ID. [more]
Possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of a controlled substance: Lori Lane Lanes, 36, arrested on Hick Road 1587. [more]
I'm a work in progress which makes a lifetime commitment to Myself.
I dreamt of Ajumma holding me as a baby, holding me close, in my dream she wore [more]
Celie: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
I have to remind myself, birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright when they fly away, Still, the place I live in is much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. ShawShank Redemption
hi would luv to do a cam session. Can you please wear stockings and heels? Also what is your cam name? [more]
Self Love is Savior. [more]
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce ur request.
I completely forgot about having a out of body experiences with phonesex. [more]
looks like ur hindu princess has run out of trix..didn't she know trix are made for kids?
Looks like a couple of children need to make some adult like decisions.
Take only what ya need and move on. [more]
Why did you need My pregnancies confirmed? [more]
I'd rather be honest with myself, than lie to ur sorry ass.
Thats right fight, fuck, drug up, and kiss'n'make up....perhaps in a different order.
The easiest way to rid ur problems to kill Me, what is My insurance policy worth?
Take a risk and run to Oregon, but it won't take long before they catch up. [more]
Sorry to tell ya, "I Love Myself More" == [more]
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Obsession a frightening word, what happens when obsessed becomes psycho?
I could give a shit about what u imagined, now ur living a fucking nightmare.
hey trust fund cash cow, u can have My LeftOvers when I am finished with him. [more]
bitches done pulled trigger, ready for return Phyre.. Revenge is a dish best served cold. -Klingon Proverb
There is no La-La in Land of Reality.
If runde were to leave Me, it would be over with trust fund baby... [more]
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I don't want her, I want u. [more]
runde through out my memories blankets, letters, and random items. [more]
When most think about God, people think, "Oh, we need a miracle, god cured this disease." [more]
I already know runde's BMW AMT1044 exists little bastard should have never taken her for a test drive. [more]
Marks never begin with truth.
If ur children ever decide to lay foot @ My Front Door, I promise I will drown [more]
holy shit what a beginning!! Danny and Johnny hell, ya! [more]
I have never hit, laid harmful hand, or assaulted My Daughter. [more]
It's good to see after seven years of business, she's leasing building? [more]
Sherman under extensive programming [more]
Comical, I'll fuck you so hard you'll cry, but in a good way. [more]
Congrats, you deserve your 2 week vacation! [more]
dahmer redefined hidden closet fag.
y-chromo carries Vampiric DNA, y-chromo has benefit of charisma, stemming from Juda [more]
If 2 people decide to get together, and have hopes, wishes, dreams of someday. [more]
Am I expecting more bills or more rons.
August 15, 1977 day after my birth, alien signal picked up somewheres in Ohio, [more]
Hi-5 I bartended. [more]
I've been smoking Green Cross for almost 2 years, my favorite strain Alien Bubba. [more]
My first speeding ticket. [more]
I expected Disgruntled Attorney, Judge in Traffic Court, but none of that. [more]
If I'm brains of Operation, I need to be creative genius to [more]
I can't help daddy's jealousy of 1st Born!! [more]
mooommie dearest, happy birthday to u. [more]
From what I remember it was always kelly, but what the fuck do I know... [more]
Runde changed college path from computer science to business in 2007, Year My sperm [more]
Why did I leave home? [more]
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moommmie dearest saving a child how sweet, gave brandy up to give child a life [more]
Look what remains, pour ashes where they claimed my name. They say I've changed. What a pity if I stayed the same. Thinking everything is funny, but don't say the jokes on you. Solange -Don't Wish Me Well. [video]
I have always dreamed of finding my sister. [more]
Posting photos online I need full compliant 2257, meaning ur address, phone, ss, for full consent. [more]
Christmas 1987 I received a Astronaut Barbie, and my cousin destroyed my barbie!! [more]
summer of 1993 massive flood thoughout midwest, I waited for Gawd to [more]
Slash had it right, after awhile all music begins to sound the same. [more]
oldie but goodie..How do you know a blonde used computer? White out all over screen. [more]
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I dated Robert in high school, and our bet, "Who would marry first before we turned [more]
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First 2 weeks of life suffered Jaundice I suspect x-chromo used speed during pregnancy. [more]
I can't wait for hubby and hungry hippo to be sharing emails through prison walls. [more]
Devil made sure none could pay.... [more]
Physical abuse incurs when I talk about husband's lovers
I am never mistaken as asian, cuz I don't look "asian". [more]
Yep, describes my marriage, 12 years of shit. [more]
My husband meant to be charming not sincere.
My husband needs jack off hour and snorting session with emily grinnin cunt in order to start "his day" if she can't meet him in the morning. [more]
My husband keeps a schedule with emi grinnin cunt, been with this whore since she [more]
A natural witch endowed with Neutral Dragon Soul. [more]
It's funny I have always viewed myself as a diamond, rough, uncut, with each lesson learned. [more]
Hey honey, shove your head so far up psns(penisanus) emily cunt's ass, and she'll [more]
my husband has been poisoning me with bromide for years. [more]
my husband emotional over technology and money. [more]
My mommie's philosophy, "Your 17 now understand, your life will be inconvenienced by [more]
my husband starts fight so he can run off to his ginormous horse shoe. [more]
bull shit andy kaufman, if nigger received chemo eyebrows, chest hair, and lashes [more]
Why I put "red alert out" to save cris and lorren. [more]
Monarchs are ready to spread their legs and fly!
Rendezvous at Sea-Tac ditched me with his mother, so he could relief himself with emis grinnin [more]
wart: I can't believe emilu grinnin cunt would get married without having a big deal about big day. [more]
Movie review, I am tired of cliched spouses who loose their shit for being dogged. [more]
What is the cost of marriage? Having freedom to leave, I can't pick up, [more]
secrets aren't mine to keep, secrets clutter my memory...so better to clear clutter, [more]
I hate masons, yet I have masonic ties, stemming from mommie, daddy dearest, [more]
Why he doesn't want to divorce, he doesn't want to loose engagement ring, hitman [more]
I believe in laws of Hammurabi, justice should be cut and dry. [more]
how to spot a monarch, bitches don't fight back, monarchs disassociate to re- [more]
sattire at best.. [more]
How can donald marshall say, "I Get out". When they pull his sorry ass back in? [more]
What x-chromo didn't know daddy tried sexually assaulting the 3 eldest girls. [more]
grinning cunt don't take it personal since you rejected R's proposal, poor military [more]
Careful on manners, because you don't know how I'll anticipate you. [more]
How west was won, the gatling gun..
2013 x-chromo spent 13,000 for a new set of titties, 3 years later home [more]
Mars infested with roaches, huge cockroaches, Reptilians of the 3rd kind, [more]
I understand why you want grinnin cunt, cunt looks like ur mommy. [more]
40 years of my life to figure my family wants me dead, if I were leave hitman, [more]
I pissed military off because I refused to portal out. [more]
I have a question.. People who meet on craig's list, panty sniffer forums, or [more]
How Sherman broke protocol with me, he clued me in on social activities [more]
Dated, Known, or encountered [more]
As a small child always felt something lurked in shadows, what I don't know? [more]
Document harassment, abuse, purchase dash cams for safety purposes. [more]
As a T.I my general rule is never give'em what they want.
I have been nurtured in ways sustaining self love, preservation, and remain true to myself. [more]
Why do people say, "I'm doing this for my wife, child, family, money." [more]
Damn, For all I know you could be a fuckin Doctorate as he hung up. [more]
When my daughter was born, I dressed her in a multitude of color. [more]
The (con)cept of family is more perverse than idea..
artists are left to agonize, allowing admirers to admire. [more]
Wha dr. griff needing a security clearance to discuss theory? [more]
Drug abusers esp, if your doing chemically made drugs keep body stocked on B vitamins. [more]
So the meaning of life have a mass orgy....seems to be the passing message among [more]
If I don't recongize my abusive actions towards another. How can I recognize abusive manners in others?
heatherlee, "love short german men with cock like sausage." Funny cuz she married a cracked out crossdressing bi sexual swizzle stick alias tuna3000. hmm
Think Guys would respond? [more]
I want my true love, one who I turn to, no matter what the weather.
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Never grow old. [more]
Dreaming is free, hustle sold separately.
Arecibo msg sent from scientists. [more]
How are people Monogamous? singular, one partner for life? [more]
Ladies and Gents continue to use injectable fillers, what fillers do for muscle in [more]
People since dawn of time worshipped deities world wide. [more]
synthetic designers, pharmaceuticals, drugs, can affect a person who is not taking [more]
Remember the most inane, intuitive, a quiet person listens for fracturing trees.
I didn't need to be raised on streets, Fuck home was practically living in the [more]
you do not Want this King in motion cuz I ll whip ur bitch ass. [more]
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence!!!!!
Yes, yelling and screaming does help prevent murder.
The difference between hard headed and stubborn as fuck. [more]
Time is more precious than you could ever imagine make most out of the pathetic 2 yrs u left on planet internal delta death switch activated, Thought I didn't know? Oh, ur bad. Come end game u'll be screaming for mercy- happy birthday. [more]
Honey, lets go out and get drunk! Awesome segway into crashing car, ambulance, and [more]
If I happen to "die" by some unfortunate accident. [more]
Hugging y-chromo is like squishing Ectoplasmic Goo [more]
If love can not be measured. [more]
a thought, when u pass away I take every award u earned in life, and let ur awards speak on ur behalf. [more]
Letter of apology a hoax from g. night!! g night sent letter of apology, while expecting illegitimate white grand baby long live the ayran race. Grandson has illegitimate child and hails birth. G night's hubby had an affair with another woman result illegitimate child, and scorned husband. Can't wait for g. night to burn in hell. Hypocritical fuckwad
I scare people because I make people see themselves!
Thought it was hard enough stickin ur dick in me while u thought I was slangin My pussy elsewhere! Imagine how hard it's gunna be for u to stick ur dick in my pussy knowing where ur cock has been.
It's funny people who think medals, achievements, awards make an individual, but my question, "Will all those things remember you?"
hitman and cuntie why not spend eternity truckin? modern cowboys, gitty up pony! [more]
Fuck disappointment, get angry, break, throw, or hit anything (but another human [more]
Love begins with heart, what u wanted in beginning, take beauty u see, and help shape a world which can be shared
East Asian & Native American 50.3%
When I married thankful I never took mother fucker's last name. [more]
a true monster. [more]
What am I here to bare witness? I'm here to watch the whole fucking titanic sink [more]
Springer in effect. [more]
Don't pretend to know me, and I'll do the same.
Reality TV does not depict reality. [more]
I can't imagine my world without identity. [more]
Disney taught me to avoid prince charming. [more]
sugoi, I've married wiley coyote, and products from ACME Fail. [more]
I love when people say, "I don't know." [more]
x-chromosome tried to kill me. [more]
EWEWEEWEWEWE!!! Disturbing how I fucked my mom. [more]
to make sure I don't testify against you, you'll have to kill me first. [more]
Plenty to fuck, all unworthy. [more]
Convoluted does not begin to explain logic. [more]
If y-chromo believes to be second coming of christ. I will happily smite a muthafucka with another mutha-fucka!
Dorothy: aka bud angel an elderly woman grows and sells marijuana. [more]
Don't confuse Emotion or Logic. [more]
cum junkie wanna-bee. [more]
JanesGuide Review: 11/15/2005 [more]
My cousin Kalie 33, experiment gone wrong [more]
"Mortal Mirror." [more]
Grandfather's horse accident. [more]
Less is more, how I capture abstractions. [more]
High School, propositioned to make a sex tape. [more]
High School dance. [more]
Fuck, how can I complete anyone? If I am incomplete myself?
In laws weren't smart enough to gank computer from hitman. [more]
Drugs addicts X, Y, husband, everyone around me. [more]
July 1995, [more]
daddy won't fulfill contract to baphomet. [more]
My wife's dying wish, "Charge the batteries."
Ingenuity tailored with human stupidity.
fool wanted a dance with devil, understand what it means to dance for the devil.
Romeo and Juliet expired at 16 cause of death overdose (troubled youth). Gomez and Morticia share ever lasting love.
When I said, "Take happy." Plans did not entail you tossing me into a fucking volcano, dip shit.
Oh, shit daddy's dead kitten who's got the fuckin will? Who's gunna reign over prized cuntry heifer? [more]
Fuck Freddy. [more]
Is the Sweetheart you married the person you thought they would be? [more]
Gift from inlaws 10,000 down payment for a home 1 yr after we married. [more]
Sherman W-101 Psy/Socio FieldGames: Make words meaningful and well intended. [more]
Memory '92 donor decided to do a stunning rendition of Elvis''s, "Love me tender." [more]
daddy sent Tiger Lil's, his daughter for recon to fuck hitman, nurture ego, and stroke pride. [more]
"if I fucked tiger lils, would you want me back?" [more]
When people have affairs suddenly impossible becomes very possible...how romantic
Ajumma's message: [more]
Product idea: Military Enthusiasts create condom dictating position. [more]
A apology to everyone who wished me dead, sorry, "I have made well past expiration."
he suggested we try phonesex, my reaction, “What the fuck??” Curiosity won. [more]
Portland Oregon, 3803 40st Ave, day cunt and wart purchased house. [more]
devils are prevalent, tryin to trip me up, good to be 5 steps ahead. [more]
Incorrect: "Jesus died for our sins." Correct: "Jesus was killed for our sins." [more]
Age three, location California. [more]
photo dated 8-14-11. [more]
I want the one person who has never laid a harmful hand, delivered insult, or judged. [more]
Both parents terribly abused, not able to emotionally mature, created Border Line Personality Disorders. [more]
People if you are not having orgasms call 911, please check case laws. [more]
Gramps enlisted 1947-1948 Franklin declined cover-up he died, Truman next pres. [more]
A terran alien race Cherokee Nation. Nordic and Dragon are extra-terrestrial. [more]
My husband paid lady love and baby mama for years. [more]
Oh, I fucked in high school. [more]
I peed on an ex! an involuntary golden shower. [more]
ms piggy sat on a wall and had a great fall. All the king's men and horses couldn't put ms piggy together. [more]
Shit, window's has a child with another woman who could pass for his cousin. Paternity has not been determined, but diva gave lil shit his last name. [more]
Mr. agent man windows. he always wanted a position with danger, adventure, and travel. [more]
Socio experiment: watching wild life in natural habitat. [more]
SJ emailed challenged my rate, and how he checked my listings for years on keen. [more]
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Why opt for obvious forms of revenge? Such as murder, maiming, or mayhem in general? Do not do what is expected. The expected means jail time, fines, and possible rehab. [more]
window's does business for kindness, ew-ha industrious escort, and fuckface furgi middle man. ew-ha and fuckiefacie trust fund babies. [more]
My prediction two years prior. cunt is waiting for parents to die, so she can collect inheritance. [more]
Went to the liquor store. While making my purchase, Clerk had issues putting in my date of birth. [more]
Dinner last night– Sicilian. What a pretentious little hole. Service? A joke. We put in our drink order. [more]
I am a Double Leo with Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp asc. Eastern Astrology– Fire Snake lamb/goat asc. [more]
Caller sircumsalot– We introduce ourselves, and I ask, "Tell me a little about yourself?" he responds with a physical description. [more]
Body snatchers do exist!! Hell yeah people are replaced all the time. Theory: snatched comedians lose their funny. Pretty flimsy theory? Carlin, Pryor, Mr. Puddin Pop, Dangerfield, and Williams retained funny. [more]
Three of Swords, Lovers, Tower, Five of Swords, all reversed are synonymous in my Tarot Spread. Translation– I have terrible taste in people. [more]
Genetic experiment before birth, maternal needed RhoGam shot, vaccinated cringes, and somehow altered with mutant strains of whatever we are pumped with as children. Each generation seems to spawn a new cancer. [more]
My favorite story. Lady of the Lake, named wart before boy ever had a clue one day he'd be King. Authur's fuck up 1/2 brother and 1/2 sis creating an evil seed. [more]
People do not believe I have a temper, when I say, "You wouldn't like me when I am angry." Direct David Banner quote "The Hulk" [more]
[Found posted all over the web and in a book.] [more]
[Found at BDSM Library] [more]
"Your wife so damn confident she doesn't wear cosmetics!!" What a compliment. [more]
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filthy cunt wailed headlight, flushin keys at seatac. taken 11:12 am how sweet 11/26/06, 11/11/16 ticket thief, enjoy race to the mall, panties all wet for adventure. 12/12/16 jacket, white virginal bikini (jacuzzi herman facial fail 06). suicidal backseat blushing blue cunt, rodeo dreams flushed. fuckface, step up, and collect ew-ha's cancerous twat, shit, price is right!!!
windows made it a practice to tell people what I do for a living. I do not go screaming on rooftops, Im a phone sex artist line up at the garage. My husband sank my life with is loose lips. He had an aversion with my chosen occupation. [more]
Rock City met fuckface furg first impression money grubbing trust fund baby. pissed daddy wanted a party going away party, and babies upset daddy has spent his inheritance. his first words from his precious mouth “Pleasure meeting the woman who would allow this fucker to stick his cock in” [more]
I hear your wife is hot. brief encounter at Rock City. Night fuckface furgie wrapped arm around her, and remember cunt’s embarrassed countenance? Made wart jealous seeing fuckface furge wrapped around ew-ha. The look on my husband’s face priceless. his façade became apparent a bared gleam of jealousy stamped on window’s face. Hell, wart brought several women to Rock City, didn’t realize wart brought Real McCoy with him this time? [more]
first fight box? Write love letters, a put bottle of wine set in small wooden box at wedding and nail promptly. [more]
Once upon a time I worked as a bartender at the 5. [more]
Traumatic trip, before we flew out to Florida. [more]
My friend told me a story about meeting a limey girl online in 2003. Upon meeting her at the Mall he was thoroughly disgusted. His description of her was “She was blond I think, and completely drugged out of her mind. Thats how our meeting went…Gump Style…Yep, not as advertised (code: I’d fuck that cunt in a broom closet)
See smashed headlight down below? Well, Windows claims he hit a beam on the way out from work. [more]
sideline ho’s (male or female) if you want a marital affair. [more]
Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. Red. Red, Charlie boy. Red! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
strawberry shortcakez in a shit colored jeep, warpaint plastered. [more]
Marriage affirms: Selfishness, dominance, and stagnation. 50/50 toss up divorce or death (literally or figuratively). [more]
112, 87, ARX2308, 1044ATM call strawberry shortcakez for good time, 12th man slogan, oh, look it’s the w, and it’s time for lunch, together or separate, wall-eye, sulfur city, bulls-eye, ice cream burglar, drag feenin, e-hackin, e-hatch, and homo can ya go, and beamers, notes on ruston, truckin, jeepin, motorcyclin, crosscountry motherfuckers, [more]