Wanna see Me in person? more
I am a Leo. more
guy calls, "I am horny and want to get off." more
Lesson learned from the graduate, having an affair with a married woman is ok if u marry their daughter in the end. - fakey. wickedgrin 10-18-11. more
Understand piggy cunt wallgren, ur hardly out of the weeeds. more
Feel the James Brown influence. more
Poor 29 year old kid has no clue what type of crazy he is marrying, but I don't think he cares since he has zero money, or floating around as a trust fund baby. more
Congrats on marrying way to soon, after chasing a married man for the past 16 years think ur ready to be married to riley jake fakey? more
Lil lieing bastards tell Me all the dick u've sucked, and I am more than happy to inform u on how much cock u've never sucked! more
Was leaving weed shop and tapped motorcycle, I hear 2 voices yell, and oh shit. more
to runde's barrack room shared between Emily cunt face and runde himann. more
My husband has poisoned me with cyanide for 13 years giving low doses. more
Retired from shityard 2008 helped runde gain position in Japan although colin baloney would disagree. more
Franklin, a 44 yr old man, parked in his tractor at WalMart. more
Yes, a Denialist we can discuss ur depraved fantasies, do not ask Me to guide u to orgasm, don't ask Me to tell u how to stroke ur pathetic cock stick. more
runde, emi fucks brother how ya gunna compete with dat? more
few simple rules for perverted sissies! more
When my husband tells me, "how beautiful I am it was code. more
"I'm waiting for u to introduce ur wife." more
I dreamt about runde's warrant for arrest.
"Runde and his friend Ali stayed in our home and though they mostly kept to themselves, we also had time for a few chats. They were friendly and respectful of our home." more
mr. incontinence refused to wear diaper to work. larry walked around smelling like shit in shityard. more
asshole calls this morning, I missed first call, but I picked up on second call. more
Client in NY calls, and says, "I want to be dominated by a beautiful woman." more
Hubby didn't fight for me, and I find it funnier cunt won't fight for u. more
daddy a contradiction in terms, considering last time I called bruce dad, I was a little girl with stars in my eyes. more
Isn't funny emi doesn't want to fight for u, but she's happy being a sideline ho, thank u for helping My man receive job at shityard. more
emi identifies with TV hereos such as emma swann, bella swan from twilight, and loves pride and prejudice. more
dear mommy, more
when brucie dies, guess what mimi ur next marrying a man who is crazy jealous, and when daddy more
loretta lynn tucker concieved hadlee in Call lab in japan.. more
heather loves gasoline bathroom sex, just toss her up, she'll love it.
Now he can call bitches, and suspicious husbands can call my number
What an insulting phrase for people of washington state. more
u did not me wearing any fragrance cuz she did not want to smell me. more
Insecurity led keith to believe I fucked wife. more
If u wanted Me to be a mother, then I have zero time being ur wife.
"heatherlee really knows how to sell a show."
I learned, but never learned.
Kate's death is tragic in fashion community, and woman would have given many a run for their money. more
When lucky was a pubbie, keith beat the shit out of lucky. more
A carton of cigarettes in japan lasted 3 weeks? more
how are u going to marry someone when u have only known individual for 15 mins?
My husband has so few partners its a wonder why he is so bad in bed, wait? more
"Want to be number 75 on my phonelist?" more
"Remember when we would stare at Rainier after rain." more
Japanese Tutor who gave my daughter a little extra help with language. more
We don't need to divorce, u keep bi-cuntie backseat lova. Since I feel he is bi-sexual it throws runde out of my pussy, competition, and disqualified. more
I am bi phobic as fuck, I support People who are bi-choice awesome. more
miss cards, skype video chat, miss romantic moments at emerald queen, cards from my husband such a cute romantic. more
I want love that is sacred.
No, wonder u never fixed pontiac, u weren't behind wheel of vehicle.
heatherlee wants you to cum all over her face. she knows how much money shot porn u watch, so keith just cum on her face.
great I married sloppy seconds. yay
Girl had drug problems at young age, a desiccated frame lacking any hydration. more
People who use drugs want control, be in control, put under control, or have no control. more
With lips like ur's how are you able to suck cock, all teeth no lip? more
brand and becky lyman a young couple who purchased a home they could afford at the time. more
people I know suffer drug body. more
randy had a proposition for me, offered 1200.00 to mastubate for him. more
heatherlees killed lux, more so heather due to incessant drug use, lux's body filled with water more
My so-called friends are upset I have never spread my damn legs for anything. more
karma is neither black or white.
heather's sister, passed of breast cancer, and parents died within 24 hrs of one another on Thankgiving. more
Suspicion mommy dearest claimed brandy born in 79, issue. more
They purchased bill of sales, sale for sex, other money. more
I've barista'ed, applied for starbucks. more
marriage license story, I forgot how to spell my name and where I lived. more
runde blockchained ur bandwidth, so when computer crashed u have runde to thank.
My family turned to meth, and I chose weed.
Jennifer Lawrence has lost love of acting disparity shows in red sparrow. more
runde, why talk about me like a whore? more
Guess what mimi second husband can find out how many times u married more
runde rather fight with a cunt who never existed than deal with reality @ home.
If u believe keith wants to stay with your aging pathetic ass think again. more
With u he lives for teenage fantasy. more
Ask runde how hard it is to stick his cock in My Pussy.
"Jaq stole my girl and married her." more
ur only here out of guilt not luv!!
Going to fuji with ken was a visit with bae-con.
runde a daddy, where are children to help celebrate such a joyous occasion?
Woman at shell gas station forgot to remove pump from gas tank. more
Alcoholic? (/critical/2018-06-16-damn.html "2018-06-16 critical")
runde told me, "don't you think to much?" more
runde, had bae-con had access to passwords and accounts. more(/critical/2018-06-15-surveillance.html "2018-06-15 critical")
I am not pretending family will exist for me. more
bae-con rather stalk than be with runde. more
Gramps called me, "Missy" My eyes narrowed. more
Hey daddyfucker, more
Cows deserve much respect as weather animals. more
Anytime I touch u, I revolt with disgust.
Hey, u and bae-con can do what'cha want to do in living color. more
tunde never received memo, he was "taylor swift" joke @ anus.
"How much did your wife stiff ya for this time?" more
For 13 years I wished andrew's show to come to screeching halt, cancelled, and never air again. more
Dear gawd, u o.d! (meaning over degreed!)
heather think long about whidbey, think runde will provide a warm hard welcum? more
Someone working at shityard won state lottery. more
Woman worked in tunnel @ shityard. more
Why did everyone stop laughing? more
If u don't want prison, I suggest mass suicide.
I love you, but I'm not in love w/u.
Learn to control self, and calm temper. more
Oh, darling I find u attractive, but I'm not attracted to u.
Hey, cunt keep creeping in soon we will have separate bedrooms u two can do nasty. more
runde enjoys abusing unsuspecting cunts. more
If people were to see my y and x chromo. more
I don't fight dirty, runde never needed to worry about cheap shots.
Condoms a helpful idea, but I hate stages of erectness. more
Want me to act like a whore, fine I'll treat u like a fucking whore.
No one understands how I "get away" with disrespecting daddyfucker without being smacked.
People who resort to violance are emotionally and mentally underdeveloped.
I guess u don't have everything, married man u don't love. more
emu made jack ass out of self. more
runde would talk about a blond who buzzed around shit department, and hung out with dave. more
venni works @shityard, she got ahead by giving head, sexed into boys club. more
Funny cunt told u to fuck urself. more
James Bailee, when he moved to Georgia. more
Be jealous of simple fact my first love and I never had sex! more
I can't prove my theories, but Kate Spade murdered. more
Um, what the hell happened?? more
Controlling clients doesn't get Me off, mental debate gets My Mind off. more
Never take whats in till. Take inventory and run. more
If people marry out of sympathy or pity. more
Hard accepting reality, if u do anything, u open can of worms, if rats more
Works @ shityard one of the biggest skidmarks. more
"I didn't realize I fucked her in ass." more
When I die, I want to close my eyes visualize karmic reel. more
I have sight beyond sight, even y chromo could not predict this for himself. more
daddy fucker molested son, and blames son for gayness.
dude works @ "anus" talked incessantly more
"Oh, u married her?"
When people touch me they want to hurt me.
runde refuses to show me past returns. more
runde quit job, if boss found out he was fuckin crissy, she would have nailed balls to wall. more
If I were a different color ur family would have treated me better.
Shit, I should have become an escort, I would have become a fuckin millioniare.
mommy dearest, predicted I would become dominatrix. more
runde gets off on fuckin other women. more
I didn't fuck up ur life, no one said spread'em. more
Being descendants of Chief Joseph Senior. more
When I was nine I killed a common frog. more
runde if I were ur first love, u would have treated me better
u want me to treat u like a person we don't need to fuck. more
"What ur husband never calls u a bitch?" more
Mark of true artist. more
emu and runde are poor sports, they more
u might be laughing now, but joke is on u.
emu wallgrin better hope mommy dies soon, cuz ur precious money will be tied in court system. more
I am ready to zap ya'll out of existence. more
When I asked grandpa who Pricey Jane Childress parents were? more
Its nothing personal just business.
If u signed my name fraudeluntly I'll nail u from Here to Sunday. more
Oh, piggy hit ya finally. more
x and y chromo ur worst fear realized, this bitch is coming for u. more
Runde took wedding gift, and spent on emu. more
Eldest and middle brother received 10,000 down payment on home as wedding more
Win competition, I promise u, he is not worth it, but u'll soon realize trophies are better on mantel. more
If life has been like this for 16 yrs, do u believe he's gunna change ur life? more
Runde is gunna cut and run end of june. more
Brink of homelessness, if he can do this me. more
Understand runde doesn't love me, and he sure as fuck does not love u. more
Im trying to fix what fucked up. more
Bitches, cunts, and whores worry bout runde. more
didn't u understand when fuckface put arm around trust fund piggy. more
Runde likes women like fastfood. more
oh, so ur entitled to pay rent? more
Ur just as psycho, see what happens when people are inbred. more
I love how runde gets off on talkin like he's a room mate. more
Thing I married is a fucking curse more
I am coming for mommy and daddy. more
If u want runde, pony up dough. more
Lets go to a museum, you and keith can enjoy art gallery, while runde and i kick back with a beer. more
All runde needs to do is wait for money to arrive, and make quick get away. more
U can give him a black eye? Runde didn't call cops, he loves ur money. more
this is what cunts deserve, Thinking "They want what I have." more
I don't think str-8
hey, cunts I lied about his "type", when results went missing told Me what I needed to know :).
If u believe we are declaring more
I suspect runde loves being a cuck, impregnating women, unsuspecting more
"I can talk for a few, wife will be arriving shortly." more
People pleasers are not true to self.
runde, never acknowledged marriage, runde can pretend marriage never existed. more
My Daughter may not have received Love the way she hoped, but My Daughter know understands Protection she receives.
runde can't take care of Me, he has obligations, obligations he's massed during marriage. more
When were u going to realize I don't have bonded attachments?
I'm not dealing with ur passive aggressive ass, better get off period.
People, when beating the shit out of ur whatever, don't leave bite, scratch, or nail marks anywhere on mutha fucka. more
Marriage is Business. more
Why did lewie need anger management at young age? My theory, sexually molested. more
runde found a Wife who works, and he wants to leave? more
I have issues with intimacy, putting distance between us, made heart cold. more
I'd rather fuck than make love, fucking impersonal, lack of commitment makes fucking easier. more
emily, boys have interest in fat wallet, drug fucked liver, gum, and aged ya. more
at least runde and emily find intimacy in My literature.
What emily doesn't want to see her baby on Memorial Weekend? Oh, gunna be a big girl and put ur foot down? Oh, My bad u celebrated last weekend...Where is My head. more
I married man who panders penis to unsuspecting pathetic pussy.
long time caller, he said, "If Your man told You to suck his cock. more
Philosophy on Dominance, ur dick will never be in My hand. more
Why do u want to be with Me? Your a good person. more
Take dat money and run nigga, run.
Leasing store, times must be tough after losing or reducing child support..
Never take my silence for stupidity, thats ur 1st Mistake.
I'll never truly have trust fund piggy out of My Life until we are divorced. more
"Make sure you have zero regard for runde, considering he didn't have consideration for you." -x-chromo
runde quit job, didn't leave forwarding address, but x boss refused to send his last paycheck? more
trust piggy fund must have realized how poor he truly is.. more
went to pick up prescription, pharmacologist brought prescriptions one antibiotic and pain. more
A game of chance and I whip runde's ass everytime. Well, there was that one time he did win one round out of 5. more
When I see runde connecting with a female in a way I would have loved to connected with him. more
I live in a world of feeling unloved, but in a world of loneliness I'm capable of loving Myself.
Thats right keep snortin, so u don't have to think about how imperfect u truly are numb urselves into oblivion. more
When parents offered 10,000 as a downpayment on a home as a wedding gift. more
trust fund piggy bank won't float your dreams of living vicariously, she'll view u as a leech.. more
My Genetics naturally evolved over thousands of years, and Sis in Law born in more
Tarot reading 3 card Spread. more
"If there is anything I would hope to destroy is your mind." more
enjoyed fuckin runde in Japan, caught with pants down posting baseball photo on his birthday? more
I can count on piggy being with u same time place. more
2-11-16 one month after my abortion, 3-11-16 runde and I have fight end result more
Doorman @ 225 pissed off by a customer who refused to show ID. more
Possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of a controlled substance: Lori Lane Lanes, 36, arrested on Hick Road 1587. more
I'm a work in progress which makes a lifetime commitment to Myself.
I dreamt of Ajumma holding me as a baby, holding me close, in my dream she wore more
Celie: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
I have to remind myself, birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright when they fly away, Still, the place I live in is much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. ShawShank Redemption
Self Love is Savior. more
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce ur request.
I completely forgot about having a out of body experiences with phonesex. more
looks like ur hindu princess has run out of trix..didn't she know trix are made for kids?
Looks like a couple of children need to make some adult like decisions.
Take only what ya need and move on. more
Why did you need My pregnancies confirmed? more
I'd rather be honest with myself, than lie to ur sorry ass.
Thats right fight, fuck, drug up, and kiss'n'make up....perhaps in a different order.
The easiest way to rid ur problems to kill Me, what is My insurance policy worth?
Take a risk and run to Oregon, but it won't take long before they catch up. more
Sorry to tell ya, "I Love Myself More" == more
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Obsession a frightening word, what happens when obsessed becomes psycho?
I could give a shit about what u imagined, now ur living a fucking nightmare.
hey trust fund cash cow, u can have My LeftOvers when I am finished with him. more
bitches done pulled trigger, ready for return Phyre.. Revenge is a dish best served cold. -Klingon Proverb
There is no La-La in Land of Reality.
If runde were to leave Me, it would be over with trust fund baby... more
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I don't want her, I want u. more
runde through out my memories blankets, letters, and random items. more
When most think about God, people think, "Oh, we need a miracle, god cured this disease." more
I already know runde's BMW AMT1044 exists little bastard should have never taken her for a test drive. more
Marks never begin with truth.
If ur children ever decide to lay foot @ My Front Door, I promise I will drown more
holy shit what a beginning!! Danny and Johnny hell, ya! more
I have never hit, laid harmful hand, or assaulted My Daughter. more
It's good to see after seven years of business, she's leasing building? more
Sherman under extensive programming more
Comical, I'll fuck you so hard you'll cry, but in a good way. more
Congrats, you deserve your 2 week vacation! more
dahmer redefined hidden closet fag.
y-chromo carries Vampiric DNA, y-chromo has benefit of charisma, stemming from Juda more
If 2 people decide to get together, and have hopes, wishes, dreams of someday. more
Am I expecting more bills or more rons.
Hi-5 I bartended. more
I've been smoking Green Cross for almost 2 years, my favorite strain Alien Bubba. more
My first speeding ticket. more
I expected Disgruntled Attorney, Judge in Traffic Court, but none of that. more
If I'm brains of Operation, I need to be creative genius to more
I can't help daddy's jealousy of 1st Born!! more
mooommie dearest, happy birthday to u. more
From what I remember it was always kelly, but what the fuck do I know... more
Runde changed college path from computer science to business in 2007, Year My sperm more
Why did I leave home? more
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moommmie dearest saving a child how sweet, gave brandy up to give child a life more
Look what remains, pour ashes where they claimed my name. They say I've changed. What a pity if I stayed the same. Thinking everything is funny, but don't say the jokes on you. Solange -Don't Wish Me Well. [video]
I have always dreamed of finding my sister. more
Christmas 1987 I received a Astronaut Barbie, and my cousin destroyed my barbie!! more
summer of 1993 massive flood thoughout midwest, I waited for Gawd to more
Slash had it right, after awhile all music begins to sound the same. more
oldie but goodie..How do you know a blonde used computer? White out all over screen. more
[video and more]
I dated Robert in high school, and our bet, "Who would marry first before we turned more
[video and more]
First 2 weeks of life suffered Jaundice I suspect x-chromo used speed during pregnancy. more
I can't wait for hubby and hungry hippo to be sharing emails through prison walls. more
Devil made sure none could pay.... more
Physical abuse incurs when I talk about husband's lovers
I am never mistaken as asian, cuz I don't look "asian". more
Yep, describes my marriage, 12 years of shit. more
My husband meant to be charming not sincere.
My husband needs jack off hour and snorting session with emily grinnin cunt in order to start "his day" if she can't meet him in the morning. more
My husband keeps a schedule with emi grinnin cunt, been with this whore since she more
A natural witch endowed with Neutral Dragon Soul. more
It's funny I have always viewed myself as a diamond, rough, uncut, with each lesson learned. more
Hey honey, shove your head so far up psns(penisanus) emily cunt's ass, and she'll more
my husband has been poisoning me with bromide for years. more
my husband emotional over technology and money. more
My mommie's philosophy, "Your 17 now understand, your life will be inconvenienced by more
my husband starts fight so he can run off to his ginormous horse shoe. more
bull shit andy kaufman, if nigger received chemo eyebrows, chest hair, and lashes more
Why I put "red alert out" to save cris and lorren. more
Monarchs are ready to spread their legs and fly!
wart: I can't believe emilu grinnin cunt would get married without having a big deal about big day. more
Movie review, I am tired of cliched spouses who loose their shit for being dogged. more
What is the cost of marriage? Having freedom to leave, I can't pick up, more
secrets aren't mine to keep, secrets clutter my memory...so better to clear clutter, more
I hate masons, yet I have masonic ties, stemming from mommie, daddy dearest, more
Why he doesn't want to divorce, he doesn't want to loose engagement ring, hitman more
I believe in laws of Hammurabi, justice should be cut and dry. more
how to spot a monarch, bitches don't fight back, monarchs disassociate to re- more
sattire at best.. more
How can donald marshall say, "I Get out". When they pull his sorry ass back in? more
What x-chromo didn't know daddy tried sexually assaulting the 3 eldest girls. more
grinning cunt don't take it personal since you rejected R's proposal, poor military more
Careful on manners, because you don't know how I'll anticipate you. more
How west was won, the gatling gun..
2013 x-chromo spent 13,000 for a new set of titties, 3 years later home more
Mars infested with roaches, huge cockroaches, Reptilians of the 3rd kind, more
I understand why you want grinnin cunt, cunt looks like ur mommy. more
40 years of my life to figure my family wants me dead, if I were leave hitman, more
I pissed military off because I refused to portal out. more
I have a question.. People who meet on craig's list, panty sniffer forums, or more
How Sherman broke protocol with me, he clued me in on social activities more
Dated, Known, or encountered more
As a small child always felt something lurked in shadows, what I don't know? more
Document harassment, abuse, purchase dash cams for safety purposes. more
As a T.I my general rule is never give'em what they want.
I have been nurtured in ways sustaining self love, preservation, and remain true to myself. more
Why do people say, "I'm doing this for my wife, child, family, money." more
Damn, For all I know you could be a fuckin Doctorate as he hung up. more
When my daughter was born, I dressed her in a multitude of color. more
The (con)cept of family is more perverse than idea..
artists are left to agonize, allowing admirers to admire. more
Wha dr. griff needing a security clearance to discuss theory? more
Drug abusers esp, if your doing chemically made drugs keep body stocked on B vitamins. more
So the meaning of life have a mass orgy....seems to be the passing message among more
If I don't recongize my abusive actions towards another. How can I recognize abusive manners in others?
heatherlee, "love short german men with cock like sausage." Funny cuz she married a cracked out crossdressing bi sexual swizzle stick alias tuna3000. hmm
I want my true love, one who I turn to, no matter what the weather.
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Never grow old. more
Dreaming is free, hustle sold separately.
Arecibo msg sent from scientists. more
How are people Monogamous? singular, one partner for life? more
Ladies and Gents continue to use injectable fillers, what fillers do for muscle in more
People since dawn of time worshipped deities world wide. more
synthetic designers, pharmaceuticals, drugs, can affect a person who is not taking more
Remember the most inane, intuitive, a quiet person listens for fracturing trees.
I didn't need to be raised on streets, Fuck home was practically living in the more
you do not Want this King in motion cuz I ll whip ur bitch ass. more
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence!!!!!
Yes, yelling and screaming does help prevent murder.
The difference between hard headed and stubborn as fuck. more
Time is more precious than you could ever imagine make most out of the pathetic 2 yrs u left on planet internal delta death switch activated, Thought I didn't know? Oh, ur bad. Come end game u'll be screaming for mercy- happy birthday. more
Honey, lets go out and get drunk! Awesome segway into crashing car, ambulance, and more
If I happen to "die" by some unfortunate accident. more
Hugging y-chromo is like squishing Ectoplasmic Goo more
If love can not be measured. more
Letter of apology a hoax from g. night!! g night sent letter of apology, while expecting illegitimate white grand baby long live the ayran race. Grandson has illegitimate child and hails birth. G night's hubby had an affair with another woman result illegitimate child, and scorned husband. Can't wait for g. night to burn in hell. Hypocritical fuckwad
I scare people because I make people see themselves!
Thought it was hard enough stickin ur dick in me while u thought I was slangin My pussy elsewhere! Imagine how hard it's gunna be for u to stick ur dick in my pussy knowing where ur cock has been.
It's funny people who think medals, achievements, awards make an individual, but my question, "Will all those things remember you?"
hitman and cuntie why not spend eternity truckin? modern cowboys, gitty up pony! more
Fuck disappointment, get angry, break, throw, or hit anything (but another human more
Love begins with heart, what u wanted in beginning, take beauty u see, and help shape a world which can be shared
East Asian & Native American 50.3%
When I married thankful I never took mother fucker's last name. more
a true monster. more
What am I here to bare witness? I'm here to watch the whole fucking titanic sink more
Don't pretend to know me, and I'll do the same.
Reality TV does not depict reality. more
I can't imagine my world without identity. more
Disney taught me to avoid prince charming. more
sugoi, I've married wiley coyote, and products from ACME Fail. more
I love when people say, "I don't know." more
x-chromosome tried to kill me. more
EWEWEEWEWEWE!!! Disturbing how I fucked my mom. more
to make sure I don't testify against you, you'll have to kill me first. more
Plenty to fuck, all unworthy. more
Convoluted does not begin to explain logic. more
If y-chromo believes to be second coming of christ. I will happily smite a muthafucka with another mutha-fucka!
Dorothy: aka bud angel an elderly woman grows and sells marijuana. more
Don't confuse Emotion or Logic. more
cum junkie wanna-bee. more
JanesGuide Review: 11/15/2005 more
My cousin Kalie 33, experiment gone wrong more
"Mortal Mirror." more
Grandfather's horse accident. more
Less is more, how I capture abstractions. more
High School, propositioned to make a sex tape. more
High School dance. more
Fuck, how can I complete anyone? If I am incomplete myself?
In laws weren't smart enough to gank computer from hitman. more
Drugs addicts X, Y, husband, everyone around me. more
July 1995, more
daddy won't fulfill contract to baphomet. more
My wife's dying wish, "Charge the batteries."
Ingenuity tailored with human stupidity.
fool wanted a dance with devil, understand what it means to dance for the devil.
Romeo and Juliet expired at 16 cause of death overdose (troubled youth). Gomez and Morticia share ever lasting love.
When I said, "Take happy." Plans did not entail you tossing me into a fucking volcano, dip shit.
Oh, shit daddy's dead kitten who's got the fuckin will? Who's gunna reign over prized cuntry heifer? more
Fuck Freddy. more
Is the Sweetheart you married the person you thought they would be? more
Gift from inlaws 10,000 down payment for a home 1 yr after we married. more
Sherman W-101 Psy/Socio FieldGames: Make words meaningful and well intended. more
Memory '92 donor decided to do a stunning rendition of Elvis''s, "Love me tender." more
daddy sent Tiger Lil's, his daughter for recon to fuck hitman, nurture ego, and stroke pride. more
"if I fucked tiger lils, would you want me back?" more
When people have affairs suddenly impossible becomes very possible...how romantic
Ajumma's message: more
Product idea: Military Enthusiasts create condom dictating position. more
A apology to everyone who wished me dead, sorry, "I have made well past expiration."
he suggested we try phonesex, my reaction, “What the fuck??” Curiosity won. more
Portland Oregon, 3803 40st Ave, day cunt and wart purchased house. more
devils are prevalent, tryin to trip me up, good to be 5 steps ahead. more
Incorrect: "Jesus died for our sins." Correct: "Jesus was killed for our sins." more
Age three, location California. more
photo dated 8-14-11. more
I want the one person who has never laid a harmful hand, delivered insult, or judged. more
Both parents terribly abused, not able to emotionally mature, created Border Line Personality Disorders. more
People if you are not having orgasms call 911, please check case laws. more
Gramps enlisted 1947-1948 Franklin declined cover-up he died, Truman next pres. more
A terran alien race Cherokee Nation. Nordic and Dragon are extra-terrestrial. more
My husband paid lady love and baby mama for years. more
Oh, I fucked in high school. more
I peed on an ex! an involuntary golden shower. more
ms piggy sat on a wall and had a great fall. All the king's men and horses couldn't put ms piggy together. more
Shit, window's has a child with another woman who could pass for his cousin. Paternity has not been determined, but diva gave lil shit his last name. more
Mr. agent man windows. he always wanted a position with danger, adventure, and travel. more
Socio experiment: watching wild life in natural habitat. more
SJ emailed challenged my rate, and how he checked my listings for years on keen. more
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Why opt for obvious forms of revenge? Such as murder, maiming, or mayhem in general? Do not do what is expected. The expected means jail time, fines, and possible rehab. more
window's does business for kindness, ew-ha industrious escort, and fuckface furgi middle man. ew-ha and fuckiefacie trust fund babies. more
My prediction two years prior. cunt is waiting for parents to die, so she can collect inheritance. more
Went to the liquor store. While making my purchase, Clerk had issues putting in my date of birth. more
Dinner last night– Sicilian. What a pretentious little hole. Service? A joke. We put in our drink order. more
I am a Double Leo with Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp asc. Eastern Astrology– Fire Snake lamb/goat asc. more
Caller sircumsalot– We introduce ourselves, and I ask, "Tell me a little about yourself?" he responds with a physical description. more
Body snatchers do exist!! Hell yeah people are replaced all the time. Theory: snatched comedians lose their funny. Pretty flimsy theory? Carlin, Pryor, Mr. Puddin Pop, Dangerfield, and Williams retained funny. more
Three of Swords, Lovers, Tower, Five of Swords, all reversed are synonymous in my Tarot Spread. Translation– I have terrible taste in people. more
Genetic experiment before birth, maternal needed RhoGam shot, vaccinated cringes, and somehow altered with mutant strains of whatever we are pumped with as children. Each generation seems to spawn a new cancer. more
My favorite story. Lady of the Lake, named wart before boy ever had a clue one day he'd be King. Authur's fuck up 1/2 brother and 1/2 sis creating an evil seed. more
People do not believe I have a temper, when I say, "You wouldn't like me when I am angry." Direct David Banner quote "The Hulk" more
"Your wife so damn confident she doesn't wear cosmetics!!" What a compliment. more
filthy cunt wailed headlight, flushin keys at seatac. taken 11:12 am how sweet 11/26/06, 11/11/16 ticket thief, enjoy race to the mall, panties all wet for adventure. 12/12/16 jacket, white virginal bikini (jacuzzi herman facial fail 06). suicidal backseat blushing blue cunt, rodeo dreams flushed. fuckface, step up, and collect ew-ha's cancerous twat, shit, price is right!!!
windows made it a practice to tell people what I do for a living. I do not go screaming on rooftops, Im a phone sex artist line up at the garage. My husband sank my life with is loose lips. He had an aversion with my chosen occupation. more
Rock City met fuckface furg first impression money grubbing trust fund baby. pissed daddy wanted a party going away party, and babies upset daddy has spent his inheritance. his first words from his precious mouth “Pleasure meeting the woman who would allow this fucker to stick his cock in” more
I hear your wife is hot. brief encounter at Rock City. Night fuckface furgie wrapped arm around her, and remember cunt’s embarrassed countenance? Made wart jealous seeing fuckface furge wrapped around ew-ha. The look on my husband’s face priceless. his façade became apparent a bared gleam of jealousy stamped on window’s face. Hell, wart brought several women to Rock City, didn’t realize wart brought Real McCoy with him this time? more
first fight box? Write love letters, a put bottle of wine set in small wooden box at wedding and nail promptly. more
Once upon a time I worked as a bartender at the 5. more
Traumatic trip, before we flew out to Florida. more
My friend told me a story about meeting a limey girl online in 2003. Upon meeting her at the Mall he was thoroughly disgusted. His description of her was “She was blond I think, and completely drugged out of her mind. Thats how our meeting went…Gump Style…Yep, not as advertised (code: I’d fuck that cunt in a broom closet)
See smashed headlight down below? Well, Windows claims he hit a beam on the way out from work. more
sideline ho's (male or female) if you want a marital affair. more
Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. Red. Red, Charlie boy. Red! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
strawberry shortcakez in a shit colored jeep, warpaint plastered. more
Marriage affirms: Selfishness, dominance, and stagnation. 50/50 toss up divorce or death (literally or figuratively). more
112, 87, ARX2308, 1044ATM call strawberry shortcakez for good time, 12th man slogan, oh, look it’s the w, and it’s time for lunch, together or separate, wall-eye, sulfur city, bulls-eye, ice cream burglar, drag feenin, e-hackin, e-hatch, and homo can ya go, and beamers, notes on ruston, truckin, jeepin, motorcyclin, crosscountry motherfuckers, more