Contact Author - Akyra - DomPimps

impound

When excited to tell a story, this is how I sound rushed..

jim ready to vomit instead of taking himself to a bathroom, he asked

bartender for an empty pitcher.

Then proceeds to vomit into pitcher, and hands back to bartender.

Bartender points jim to trash can.

I felt for the bartender, bartender disgusted, and told me to get

his sorry ass home.

I did not kiss frog at midnight ew.

Ironically, we broke up on 1-1-01