I peed on an ex! an involuntary golden shower. My dream entails, I needed to piss like a race horse! India, a bathroom near impossible to find, and the bathroom covered in wrapped colorful sheets with a unceremonious bucket.
I pulled down my shorts, underwear, and commenced to piss. I felt piss on my feet, I woke before my ex. In a crouched position, pissed on his chest, and what was funnier he slept through the whole ordeal. What woke him was my laughter.
Needless to say he was not pleased. I ran off to shower, and left him to clean the mess.