When excited to tell a story, this is how I sound rushed..
jim ready to vomit instead of taking himself to a bathroom, he asked
bartender for an empty pitcher.
Then proceeds to vomit into pitcher, and hands back to bartender.
Bartender points jim to trash can.
I felt for the bartender, bartender disgusted, and told me to get
his sorry ass home.
I did not kiss frog at midnight ew.
Ironically, we broke up on 1-1-01