I peed on an ex! an involuntary golden shower.
My dream entails, I needed to piss like a race horse!
India, a bathroom near impossible to find, and the bathroom covered in wrapped colorful sheets with a unceremonious bucket.
I pulled down my shorts, underwear, and commenced to piss.
I felt piss on my feet, I woke before my ex.
In a crouched position, pissed on his chest, and what was funnier he slept through the whole ordeal.
What woke him was my laughter. Needless to say he was not pleased.
I ran off to shower, and left him to clean the mess.